A few things you should Sno about Roma

I got an email from Marie yesterday. She's been here a few times and wanted to inform me of it, she titled the email "a few things you should sno about Roma". Having no idea what to expect from this, here is what she said.....

sounds like you are having a blast but there are a few things I would like you to sno.

1st thing..... The italian people do not shower or brush their teeth for about a week cause the water supply is very limited. Their quick fix to refresh their breath is to stop at the local gelato shop and grab a scoop or two (depending how bad the breath is) of mint flavored gelato!!! and pray it will work, most will find a shop right by the vaticano hoping there prayers will be answered!

2nd If you ever get into a fight with a biatcho ( bitch in italian) or guido just always know that the karate kid has your back and is just around the corner to back you up.

3rd If worse comes to worse and for some reason cant find the karate kid cause they all went on "holiday" you can always find Mr miagi giving tours around romas museaums to his family of 18 that just came from some place in asia. (they all look the same, I would also check the vaticano first)

4th Never RUN in ITALY!!!! The italian people will think you stole gold from the vatican!!! and you just might end up in the slammer!

5th Feel free to sing hit me baby one more time the italian men will think you really are brittany spears!

i love exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk to ya later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah one more thing Rossana might tell you she ate her cat but just remember her english is not so good and if she takes you on a tour she just might have you finish the tour by yourself and you will need to find your way back cause she is tired and has to go home.

-Marie

hahahah!!! so funny!!! I hope you enjoy this email as much as I do. I was reading it in the computer lab at school laughing SO hard that the guy sitting across from me peered around his computer and looked at me like he was annoyed.
im off to my last class of the day before its the weekenddddd!!

ciao!